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The Bad Translation Meme

1) Post your character!

2) Find someone else to converse with
3) Enter your reply here, crank it up to the full 35 bad translations, and hit random.
4) Post your real reply in brackets like ((THIS))
5) Post the badly translated reply underneath
6) Other characters can only hear the bad translation. Whether yours is aware it didn't come out right is up to you.

Example:
((Oh my God! Zombies are invading! We're all doomed!))
Sit down, think about it, or it's a zombie invasion.

Comments

Tavros Nitram--Homestuck

[alltakingurnose.livejournal.com]

Re: Tavros Nitram--Homestuck

[armorangel.livejournal.com]

((Hey mate! Nice wheels!))

"Good morning, happy"

Re: Tavros Nitram--Homestuck

[alltakingurnose.livejournal.com]

[He blinks kind of sleepily at Varon for a moment. Trolls are usualy nocturnal so he was actualy planning to head to bed soon. But he hasn't realized Varon is just getting up.]

This probably won't be much different from usual, actually...

[off-the-honk.livejournal.com]

[He drapes Lil Cal around your shoulders. It's a gentler warning he's there than his usual pounce or his honking approach. He kept getting so fast. So...awake.

So he decided fuck it, and swallowed not one, but three pies today. Little fireworks began to go off behind his eyes, by the second pie, but he kept going. Had to keep going. He couldn't be up and scaring his bros. he just...couldn't.

His eyes are more disfocused than usual. His whole head feels like it's floating.

He comes to hug you from behind, too, trying to lay his head on your shoulder, but your horns keep bumping and making his too difficult. There's a doleful edge to his normally amazed-sounding voice.

It's important. Something's important. he has to tell you...]

{{Glad I found you. Shit's gone all weird, brother. And I had to be telling you.
Had to be telling you while I still had my pan all together.
It's all wrong, brother.}}



[He stumbles, leans, rights himself, clinging like you're the only stable thing here, like he's seasick.]

{{I think...
I have to be telling you
Before the shit goes all wrong}}

Gamzee NEVER makes sense.

[alltakingurnose.livejournal.com]

[This is definatly nicer than his usual greetings. Although also, kind of worrying. Because Gamzee isn't being his usual overly eager, happy self.]



[Your making less sense than usual...]

Karkat Vantas--Homestuck

[crabtankerous.livejournal.com]

*BREAKS ALL THE HEARTS*

[off-the-honk.livejournal.com]

[He's in bad shape. He's still wobbling off of pie. Three pies. Three stale, absolutely disgusting pies miserably scraped out of what was left of his dwindling stash. Days. Only days left.

He's never had so much in his life. Little lights keep flashing on and off behind his eyelids, his head too light to really keep up with. Like a balloon on a string. He's half-tripping over his own feet, panting as he spots you with his fried-egg eyes.

Desperation fills his normally easy and placid face. One minute he's there across the room, and the next, he's throwing himself at your legs, hugging them, and snuffling with absolutely pathetic whimpers.

He can feel them moving in the fog. He can't hear them, but for once that doesn't comfort him. They're there. They're always going to be there, and they know it's not going to be long now...not long at all.

He remembers. He remembers you. He's got one last hope--that maybe as he began to remember you did too. Maybe, just maybe you've remembered what you're supposed to be, and you can calm him down!

Maybe...you'll remember you're moirails, and he needs you.

If you don't-
If you don't...

He shakes like a leaf, face pressed into your knees.]

{{Best friend... Best friend...
Please...
Best friend...}}



[There's a surge of effort, and desperate push to talk through the fog filling up his mouth like wool. He rocks back and forth, shivering while hugging your knees, his voice half-singing, half-cracking.

If you don't remember...]

{{Make them stop... Please... Make those motherfuckers stop!}}

*HEART BREAKS WITH ALL THE OTHERS*

[crabtankerous.livejournal.com]

[The sudden assault of his legs gets a typical Karkat response. Angry and loud. But he's a bit baffled by the clinging and whimpering. Even more so by the nonsense spilling out of Gamzee's mouth.]



[Shout, shout, shout. But thats how Karkat deals with things. Being loud and crabby. He figures the behavior is because Gamzee's having a bad trip. Wouldn't shock him. That shit's gotta mess you up in all kinds of ways.]

Axel--Kingdom Hearts

[chronicbackstab.livejournal.com]

Re: Axel--Kingdom Hearts

[gamblecardshark.livejournal.com]

[Oh look. A familiar face. He grins and approaches the other, slapping Axel on the back.]

((Hey there, Flurry of the Dancing Flames. What have you been up to?))

Hola, ola de las llamas. ¿Qué has estado haciendo?

[Wait. That didn't come out right at all. He tries again.]

((That was weird. Anyway, what have you been up to Axel?))

C'était bizarre. Quoi qu'il en soit, ce que avez-vous été à Axel?

[Seriously? What language is that?]

Re: Axel--Kingdom Hearts

[chronicbackstab.livejournal.com]

[Axel just.... stares. Like... Okay... What the hell?]

((Luxord, man, I can't speak... whatever the fuck it is your speaking.))

Loksord, man, I would say, in the language.

Re: Axel--Kingdom Hearts

[isaiditsallen.livejournal.com]

[Oh look, it's Axel. Allen's face lights up and he heads over to him.]

((Axel~ It's been a long while. How are you doing? Where have you been?))

Axel grease is good for monkey shampoo. ¿Dónde está mi corazón? Wait, stop, cookie time.

[What the heck was that? His expression turns to confusion.]

((What was that? I don't understand. Why am I talking so funny?))

Funny is as serious does. Don't feed the mimes chicken in the park. ¡Comprar más vacas!

Re: Axel--Kingdom Hearts

[chronicbackstab.livejournal.com]

[Axel is... somewhat concerned. Or. Y'know. As concerned as Axel can be. He reaches out to touch Allen's forhead, checking for a fever.]

((Kid, are you sick? Or high? Or maybe you've been drinking that trippy tea again?))

The hell is this? Or later? Drink the tea as depicted in a Museum.

[Whoa... Wait a second...]

Haru Sohma--Fruits Basket

[cows-withguns.livejournal.com]

Only because Varon knows this guy. XD I'm soo sorry in advance.

[armorangel.livejournal.com]

[Varon had his hands in his pockets and strolling down the hall. He was ready to look for a job and he really wasn't looking forward to going out into traffic at this hour. Especially if said traffic is rush hour.

Not knowing who's just around the corner, he nearly bumps into Haru.]

((Sorry, mate. Guess I need to be a bit more careful. Any job recommendations for a bloke like me?))

The evil Wangzidiaosi.

[He smiles and waits for an answer.]

Nah, it's cool. Haru is great with these things. XD

[cows-withguns.livejournal.com]

[Haru considers Varon's greeting for a few moments. And with dead seriousness replies.]

Yeah. You have to watch those Wangzidiaosi.

Cole Eberling--OC

[darkdreamercole.livejournal.com]

Re: Cole Eberling--OC

[spottedtraveler.livejournal.com]

(Nice weather we are having.)
Sony has access to the site.
*.....huh?*

Re: Cole Eberling--OC

[darkdreamercole.livejournal.com]

".....? Ah... I don't think I understand..."

Namine--Kingdom Hearts

[memoryrewrite.livejournal.com]

Re: Namine--Kingdom Hearts

[armorangel.livejournal.com]

[Whoa, now the bad translation flirting begins. XD]

((Hey, you're really pretty. Can I get your digits?))

Hi, very well.

Re: Namine--Kingdom Hearts

[usagilovebooks2.livejournal.com]

Lavi smiles sweetly at Namine. It's been a while since he last saw you.

((Hey there darlin' How are you?))

Imagine potato. Marriage proposal is not a joke. Seriousness is expected from me in this moment.

He coughs, almost choking as the weird words come spilling out. His cheeks flush with embarrassment.

Varon

[armorangel.livejournal.com]

Nothing like meeting this guy for the first time when you can't understand him.... XD

[crabtankerous.livejournal.com]

[Karkat's rarely been sleeping. This is normal for Karkat. He's been busy anyway. He's just realized nobody is responding to his memos. Which is weird because usualy he has to block them left and right to keep them off. He keeps writing them though.

Right now he's just wandering around, again in search of a recuperacoon. Because this place doesn't seem to have any. And that's not good. He rounds a corner and runs right into someone--Varon.]

((
))

*medchan hops on and introduces herself late* u__u;;

[gamblecardshark.livejournal.com]

[Luxord grins and waves a hand at this new person.]

((Hi there. I'm Luxord. Who are you?))

Hola. Soy Luxord. ¿Quién eres tú?

[His face scrunches up in confusion. Wait, what did he just say? He didn't understand a word of it. He tries again.]

((I'm sorry. I don't know what happened.))

Es tut mir leid. Ich weiß nicht, was passiert ist.

[Wait, what?]